Feb
12
Feb
11
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Fun.: We Are Young ft. Janelle Monáe
In 2009, I saw Fun. when they opened for Taking Back Sunday. They took forever to set-up and do their sound checks and as a result my patience had worn thin and I began to just hate them. So since that night I’ve just despised Fun. for not being very fun. I think I’ve secretly liked their songs but I couldn’t get past how annoying I thought they were live. I feel bad for my prejudices against them. Especially since I’ve had this song on repeat for the past half hour. They way they belt out “FI-UHR!” just makes me so gleeful.
I’ve had this song stuck in my head since I saw a car commercial it was in last Sunday.
Whitney Houston died today. She was 48. Cause is still unknown.
Feb
7
Tiffany Renee Turner: That is so badass! Thanks timmy! :)
Jeremy Duncan: I get that it’s a sonogram, but it kinda looks like her stomach is morphing into liquid metal like the T-1000 cop from Terminator 2.
Timothy Roy Gilbert: buhahaha, Your silly Rev. Jeremy
Jeremy Duncan: Not saying you did a bad job, of course. I just have a good imagination. ;)
Timothy Roy Gilbert: No, it’s good imagination. Now when I look at it I can’t help but think of two little Terminator’s ripping through vagina with hand blades. hahahahaha… Sorry Tiffy I hope your Va-Jay-Jay is O-Kay-Kay.
Does anyone else think it’s funny that they used the song “Runaway” for the background music of this commercial, that has the lyrics:
“Let’s have a toast for the douchebags.
Let’s have a toast for the assholes.
Let’s have a toast for the scumbags.
Every one of them that I know.”
?
Feb
5
Check out my new bad ass tattoo!
(Yes the tattoo is Photoshopped, but I promise my arm is not. It’s just fat.)
Audrey’s ring.
My roommates Nick and Audrey just got engaged.
Feb
4
Who is the douchiest person you follow on Facebook?
Message me. Anonymous, if you like. It’s for a project. I promise to keep it a secret.
Jan
31
This.
I assume they are offering a free sample in the hope that I like this product, and want to buy more. It seems like they would want to send it faster than 1 1/2 to 3 months. We will do a lot of laundry in that time.
Jan
25
First video shot on my new Canon 7D, and it’s super classy.
My roommate Audrey gives some hangover advice.
Jan
23
Waking up two hours before your alarm goes off on a Monday morning because you have Ideas has got to be in the top 5 list of BestWorst Feelings.
Waking up two hours before your alarm goes off is a gift…’cause you can go back to sleep. Waking up 2 minutes before your alarm goes off sucks.
Jan
20
Baby Mama Drama
He’s a little family story I’d like to share. My cousin hooked up with this girl. We aren’t that close, so I don’t know the specifics of their relationship other than it was short lived. Anyway, it ended and he got back together with the mother of his children. Apparently the girl contacted him some time later and said she was pregnant with his child. Even though it wasn’t with the girl he was currently seeing, he and his family prepared to welcome this child into the world with open, loving arms. They really are good people. Anyway, a few days ago, she told them that she gave birth 2 months prematurely, and that the child’s lungs weren’t fully developed. Mind you, this girl lives in a different state, so no one had a chance to come see the baby, yet. Yesterday, she told them the baby had passed. His whole family was crushed. They really are a loving bunch. Turns out, after some investigation, they found out the girl had made the whole thing up. She was never even pregnant.
OK. Whatever, you say. Why didn’t he go see her during her pregnancy or the “baby” after it was born? I don’t have the answers to those questions, but I can tell you they thoroughly mourned the loss of this fake child. Here is what my aunt had to say on her Facebook (I replaced my cousin and his girlfriend’s name with asterisks):
“FB Family / Friends… The Grandaughter ( Chloe ) that had died Was ALL A Lie… Our Son ”Felt” something Was Not right w/ the situation and **** (gf) & **** did some investigating.. went to Hospitals in ElPaso, Texas … No Record of ‘Chloe’ or her Mom… Well ***’s (gf) J**** went online.. ( She is a Good lil investigator ) and I am Sorry to say… The Pictures that were sent to Us Telling Us it is Chloe … Came From Google :( I Have Cried till I can’t cry Anymore, Our Family/Friends have Mourned, No Sleep, Everyone Sending Condolences etc…. This Has weighed on Me & Our Family… How can Someone Be So Cruel & Heartless????? This is Just Sick… All that She Did to Make Us Believe Chloe exsited then Died…. ** I Am Numb & Feel Sick inside** … I Love You All for Being here for Our Family/Friends ♥ ♥”
Some bitches be crazy.
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