May 25

Got it down to 80. We’ll see how that goes.

May 24

Anymore when I get on Tumblr, I just find myself scrolling through posts as fast as I can, trying to find stuff from my friends. I think it is time to unfollow some of the impersonal (what do you call blogs like Comedy Central or The Daily What?) Tumblrolls.

May 22

I hooked my photography group up with a shoot at this place on June 24th. In the daytime, unfortnately. Still freaking excited as hell…literally. MUHAHAHAH.

May 21

thisispeoria:

Sunset May 20th, 2012

We had a crazy beautiful sunset tonight. I took this about 10 min after the sun went down. It was like the sky was on fire.

May 19

Here’s How Crazy I Am.

I was driving on the interstate tonight, when I saw a cop standing on the side of the road taking radar. He was out of his car, so my first reaction was to change lanes. I used my turn signal, but I did it kind of fast and awkward. This is where my mind took the situation.

I imagined him pulling me over. I had my dog, who is a barker, in the car. In my hypothetical scenario, the cop shoots my dog for barking. I am so mad, I take his gun and shoot him. Then I get on my cellphone and record a video of myself explaining what happened, and that the cop did not die a hero. He was an asshole who deserved it. I post the video to Tumblr and Facebook and blow my brains out.

I didn’t get pulled over.

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

A 35mm film shot of the Ameren power plant in Peoria, IL I took on Mother’s Day.

Security footage of people checking to see if our car doors are locked. Luckily I noticed them, so I could scare them away. Sorry for the quality. I just played it back on the DVR and recorded the monitor with my point & shoot. Also, I know the date is set wrong and I need to clean the spiderwebs off my camera.

May 18

And directly across the street is an old Zipps Drive Thru recycled into another cash loan place.

Me: Hi, Pizza Hut

Building: My name is Illinois Title Loans.

Me: Oh, I’m sorry. You look just like someone else.

Building: It’s OK. I get that a lot.

I keep getting this spam, but my email won’t filter it out. That link is to some Canadian drug website.

I don’t think it’s so much that Tommy Wiseau has a hard time with English, as it is that he is insane crazy. Here’s a really short interview with him (I think) from 2011.

May 17

Daddy

May 16

I was testing my new lens out, and I accidently had my shutter speed on 30sec.