November 2009
114 posts
October 2009
117 posts
A little dab’ll do ya
“So grab your friends
And let’s take it back to my house
Let’s...”
– Timabaland from the song Chop Me Up - Justin Timberlake ft. 36 Mafia & Timbaland
Why the fuck would you suggest moving a party to your house to watch some television? Biggest buzz kill ever. Also, why would a man suggest watching Sex and the City or Desperate Housewives? That is the biggest...
Cheese Sandwiches
Underrated
Cheese + Mayo (Mustard optional) + Bread
Like we didn't know this was coming
Mom admits to “Balloon Boy” hoax: court record
According to a copy of a search warrant affidavit posted on the website of Fort Collins newspaper “The Coloradoan,” Mayumi told investigators she and her husband lied to authorities and knew their son Falcon was at home as rescue teams tracked the balloon believing the boy was inside.
“The motive for the fabricated...
Men's English:
egoyummy:
I’m hungry = I’m hungry I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy I’m tired = I’m tired Do you want to go to a movie? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you Can I take you out to dinner? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you Can I call you sometime? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you May I have this dance? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you Nice dress! = Nice cleavage! You look...
Time flies when you're...
anotherknowitall:
jeremyduncan:
fucking wasted…
haha i dont know you at all,but im looking forward to meeting you on halloween!
I am a dissapointment. I am not nearly as fun as I pretend to be online. .
Weddings ZZZzzzz
“My first thought when I was proposed to was that I did NOT want to have just another white wedding. Yawn! I’ve been to those before, and I didn’t want my guests to have to sit through yet another one.” Donelle
I wish more people thought this way. Weddings are god awful boring.
Time flies when you're...
fucking wasted.
As I am about to take my last two shots of tequila, I went and turned the oven on to make some drunk food and noticed the clock said 4:04. I thought this must be wrong, because the last time I notice the time was 1:22, and no way has it been 3 hours. Well, my computer clock confirms that is is after 4am. I started tonights drunk adventure around 10pm, which was 6 hours ago. Time...
FUCKYEAHMILF
I just thought about, who would ever submit their mom;s picture to a site that made reference to here being fuckable? HAHA.
Which reminds me of the spawn of Father and Son Tuesday. I used to talk about fucking people I worked with’s moms as kind of a really offensive, but so obviously not serious, that it was not offense joke. I did this with my friend Nick, who replied with, “Dude...
Watchmarklevitz:
Paperwork
Spencer and I shot a Channel 101 pilot this month. It didn’t make it into the screening, but that doesn’t mean it’s any less sweet.
Ch-ch-ch-check it out!
Tim, you know I love anything you make, brother. This was a variance from your usual tripoded shots. Very Michael Bay minus the douchieness.J/K So you didn’t make it? That’s too bad. I want to see episode...
24 years, gone and past-part 5
evilhenchman:
Religion- My mom …
My mom is and always has been a very deeply religious Christian. I remember asking her when I was about 6-8yrs old if God was a proven fact. Her answer was that is is not proven, but that is what faith is. Believing in something that is not a proven fact. From that moment on I was agnostic.
Even though she attended as a child, and then started going...
Where my dogs at?
Bark with me, now.
Buy a 5th, save $60 bucks.
I just did the math. It takes me about a 5th of tequila to get a nice drunk going. I pay $18 give or take plus tax, let’s say $20 for a 5th from the store. A 5th is 750ml, or 25.36oz. A standard shot is 1.5oz. (small shot 1oz, reg shot 1.5 oz, double 2.5oz), meaning 16.9 or basically 17 nice full shots in a 5th. Shots vary in price, but even the cheaper bars usually charge at least $4 a...
Jamie and I are getting really serious about...
amcghghy:
Nothing could be better.
That is amazing. What part?
“http://twitpic.com/moq4o”
– levarburton
Geordy cut his finger. OH NOEZ!
Hulu to Charge in 2010 →
This is the kind of shit that just burns my britches. Rich fuckers always thinking of ways to take more of our money.
Ridiculous drunk posts FTW!
OK. Seriously Tumblr. Can we just take a moment,...
My freind came over tonight with the expectations of taking me out for 25 cent drafts. instead I gave him millions of shots of tequila and he is puking in my bathroom. Like for 3 hours. Am I a dick for wanting to go get my drunk on???? Lets wrap it up, drunky!