March 2009
87 posts
WTF jamie foxx →
theproblemwithwords:
I’m not sure whats stranger…the dancing panda, or Ron Howard’s cameo
haha. i cant fugure out if this is supposed to be funny or not. what are all these celebrities doing in there? it doesnt make sense and they are pretty randomly chosen.
February 2009
84 posts
CANCER
Goods ideas are probably best kept to yourself this weekend. There are...
– Sally Brompton (via noahkalina)
i think that if we are going to figure out a more efficient mode of travel, someone needs to start interviewing Scotty.
tonight’s train departed about 9pm with the promise of a long and interesting ride. it stopped so fast at about 11pm, that i almost flew threw the windshield. this trip should not be over.
The Daily What →
Court cost me $725 in fees, a $10 parking ticket,...
The parking meters all had a 2 hour limit, but I was in court 3 hours. To quote an ancient proverb, “They getcha comin’ and goin’.”
optimisto:
URGENT NEWS: SERIOUS POISON SPREAD IN NATIONAL FOOD SUPPLIES
why do some shows skip weeks? apparently this week there was no 30 rock, the office, or scrubs. hmm.
i t really annoys me that i have to wait 5 more days to see the next LOST.
Jamie Mason......
actioncalvin:
Should stop being a tumblr stalker and start tumblin’!
Everyone’s doin’ it!
It’s like Heroin!
The Rev's Cooking Tip#1
if you are ever going to cook something encrusted in some kind of seeds…don’t. take my word for it. they are the biggest pain in the ass to wash. i just washed 2 plates with seeds on them and had to change the dish water fucking 3 times. NEVER use seeds.
GEORDI HAS A BEARD!
S05 E17
The Joe Rogan: An open letter to Kellogg’s re:... →
(via optimisto)
an excerpt:
” …you guys sell sugar-drenched shit that’s horrible for your body - in fact, it’s actually way worse for your body than pot - and you market this shit specifically to children. You assholes go as far as putting lovable cartoon characters on the boxes just so that kids will beg their parents for it.”
So, last night Kyle and I sit down to brainstorm a movie idea for this weekend. As usual, the hardest part is to get the ball rolling, but eventually we commit to an idea. We are going to make another music video style movie and the basic premise is a guy gets fucked by an alien and really likes it, blah blah blah. I am so excited laying in bed thinkig of all these ideas. I finally come down to...
tumblr needs a volume feature for the little music player dealie.
i am so excited to be actually making a movie this weekend. Kyle and i sat down and got the idea roughed out tonight.l now i just have to fill in the details and WRITE THE SONG- my favorite part.
b9 is the coolest ever
i cant believe its already light outside
i just poured water all over my dawg
only certain people will get that
ill make out with your asshole
tumblr should have a drunk suspension feature. you...
i been around the world and i, i...i can't find my...
They need to make black, gray, and brown Snuggies....
i thought this was fun.
MSNBC Anchor, Peter Alexander, Apologizes After... →
pauliophonic:
Does the CP in NAACP stand for something different now?
If people are going to get offended over something like that, you should change the name of your organization since it’s been 100 years. He clearly didn’t mean to offend.
i’ve always wondered the same thing. i consider it is racist to say you have be a certain color to use a word.
Feinstein's ammendment (98) to the stimulus bill →
optimisto:
Call 415-393-0707 at 12 pm est, 9 am pst to tell Diane Feinstein what you think about copyright infringement law