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Oct 31st

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I wonder how many Jersey Shore people, Lady Gagas,...

Oct 31st

Oct 30th

So far, the watermellon flavor sucks. It’s like someone dropped 100 Jolly Ranchers and a Redbull into a Steel Reserve.

Oct 30th

I decided to buy some Four Lokos tonight. I read that some people were hospitalized after drinking them. Figured they must be good.

Oct 30th

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Why does The Office fuck up all the cool...

Michael and Holly Andy and Erin Dwight and Angela They even added unnecessary tension between Jim and Pam the last couple weeks.

Oct 29th

Oct 28th

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Oct 27th

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Oct 24th

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Here is the video of that penis shaped weather pattern I posted the other day. Not that it is really any cooler…

Oct 23rd

Crocodile on plane kills 19 passengers →

millertime83: Get this mother effing crocodile off my mother effing plane! “The croc had been hidden in a passenger’s sports bag - allegedly with plans to sell it - but it tore loose and ran amok, sparking panic. A stampede of terrified passengers caused the small aircraft to lose balance and tip over in mid-air during an internal flight in the Democratic Republic of Congo.” OK, Brad, we get...

Oct 22nd

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Oct 21st

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Oct 21st

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Oct 21st

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Oct 21st

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Oct 19th

Mother Fucking Dexter.

Oct 19th

Oct 17th

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You ever see those little scrawny dudes with huge...

I wish I could find the female equivalent.

Oct 17th

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Kenny Powers meets Vida's son.

Tony: Do you like magic?
Kenny: No. Not really.Why? You gunna try to make me disappear?
Tony: I don't know how.
Kenny: I do. Start callin' me "Dad". Hahaha.

Oct 17th

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Oct 17th

Oct 16th

““Hi Holly, it’s Michael. I just wanted to call and let you know I was thinking...”

– -Michael Scott, The Office - Sex Ed What a brilliant ending to the new Office. (via saturninefilms) Man, I really hope they bring her back.

Oct 15th

Wanna resolve things in a bloodier way?

Just study a tape of N.W.A.

Oct 15th

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Evil returns to the world of Red Dead

Oct 14th

I want to open an all-you-can eat diner and call...

When I worked at KFC in Pekin, IL (approx 1997) we referred to the buffet as Jimmy. …and the biscuit tray handle as Bo. Never figured that one out.

Oct 14th

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glassesunlimited.com →

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Oct 14th

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Stayin’ Alive in the Wall (Pink Floyd vs. the Bee Gees Mashup)

Oct 14th

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Oct 14th

I miss having best friends.

Boo Hoo.

Oct 12th

Oct 11th

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Oct 10th

Part the Seas.

I was a t a restaurant today, eating lunch, when a group of old people sat down near me. One old guy was talking at a very loud volume about Moses parting the Red Sea. At several points he referred to it as a “historical event”. I felt like walking over there, grabbing him by the shoulders, and saying. “You can’t possibly believe that happened. Your religious views aside,...

Oct 9th

Old Woman Perfume

Sometimes, actually a lot of times, I walk past an old woman and cannot tell if she just has really offensive perfume, of if it is a combination of her perfume and vagina I am smelling.

Oct 9th