May 2010
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April 2010
149 posts
kaitmpayne asked: Okay, so you say that your ideal superpower would be immortality. But, think about this for a second. If you are alive forever, sooner or later you will probably do something out of boredom and end up in prison, or maybe even be framed. So, there you are in prison forever and you can't even die to escape it. I'm not trying to call you a prospective convict, but it is a scary thought.
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octoberism asked: If you could have any super power, what would it be? Just one!
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Anonymous asked: How do you prefer a woman's (or man's) pubic hair? Shaven bald? Furry? Sizzlin' bacon strip?
Listen
Dear Rockstars of the Late 80's
Weren’t your penises uncomfortable?
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Whistling along to the X-Files.
Sometimes I Feel Under-Appreciated
And that really annoys me, because if you are doing things for the right reason, you shouldn’t need to be appreciated.
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Jorma Taccone > Kenan Thompson
Personally, I like Jorma more than Ardy, but they both easily trump Kenan Thompson. What’s your problem, Lorne?
About to make some "Rippers"
Rippers are deep fried hot dogs.
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The Chris Gaines
I created a shot called “The Chris Gaines”. It is Diet Grape Big K (Kroger Brand) mixed with Jose Cuervo Tropiña. An acceptable alternative would be any grape soda mixed with “clear” tequila. Oh yeah, it sucks, btw.
I replaced my kitchen table chairs with desk...
Sooo much more comfortable. If you were buying them separate, they are about the same price (these were $60 each).
All for some, and some for all.
@millertime83
There is a hole in the wall, but it doesn’t lead to Fraggle Rock…it’s a glory hole.
“If aliens ever visit us, I think the outcome would be much as when Christopher...”
– Stephen Hawking
via timesonline.co.uk/
Good article. Looking forward to the show.
(via millertime83)
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“Yes, most of the miracles we mention can easily be explained away by science,...”
– ICP’s Violent J, speaking out in defense of the duo’s controversial anti-science single, “Miracles.”
(via thedailywhat)
Read the whole interview here. It’s pretty funny.
evanbunnell-deactivated20110405 asked: I can't believe I missed out on getting drunk with you and the Quincies?
Us getting drunk with Rex observing is a good consolation prize?
(I remembered after I wrote those sentences that neither were questions. FIXT)
Us getting drunk with Rex observing is a good consolation prize?
(I remembered after I wrote those sentences that neither were questions. FIXT)
black-crystal-wolf-kid asked: when you see an animal, is your first thought 'i wonder what that tastes like?'
shineonyoucrazydiamond asked: What were you drinking tonight? Did you dance your drunken pants off? You should've. Just sayin.
emilymariewellman asked: Sorry I got stupid drunk and made you tie up my dress.
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HEY!
Ask me some questions, and I will answer them when I get back and am really drunk.
People hardly ever ask me questions, and I get jealous.
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WatchI love these…
“After much soul searching – and by the way, it was nowhere to be found – I have...”
– Larry David on the return of Curb Your Enthusiasm for an eighth season (via tvtattle)
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5 unlikely TV shows that I like.
1. Friends
I had an ex girlfriend that loved this show. I watched maybe a small handful of episodes with her. Even though it was clearly written for a female demographic, I enjoyed what I saw. At the time, i was pretty anti-television, so I didn’t watch it by myself. In the last few years, of having cable, I have found several shows that I like. My mom had the first 3 seasons on DVD, so...
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Jimmy Fallon
I have never watched his show, but in passing, it seems like he has some fun interviews. I decided to check it out tonight, and immediately noticed one thing holding him back. His monologue sucks.