Oct 31

This is so sad, but kinda cute at the same time.

Oct 30

A Small List of Wants

I want a world free of -isms.
I want music to not have genres.
I want feminism, religion, and republicans to go away.
Democrats can quietly fade out too.

~~I want a world where people don’t have to own a gun to feel safe.~~

I want a conscious America.
I want the wars against our own people to cease.
I want drug addicts in rehab and not prison, and only if they want to.
I want there to be a market with clean drugs for addicts. I don’t want anyone to die or get AIDS from sticking a dirty needle in their arms.
I want weed decriminalized, regulated, and sold with high tax rates.
I want our soldiers to stop killing people in the Middle East.
I want an America that cares more about innovation than preventing other countries from innovating.
I want people to be rational.
I want people to collectively realize the futility of our present governmental system.
I want jails to never be privatized.
I want a better education system. I want “abstinence only” programs removed from the classroom.
I want Planned Parenthood to be appropriately funded.
I want to see Man back in space.

I want to have to sex.
I really want to have sex. I feel ravenous.

I feel almost exactly the same way.

Oct 29

Facebook is persistent in its little “People You May Know” section. I keep getting the same suggestions over, and over, and over, and over. No, Facebook. I don’t wanna be friends with creepy naked man and his baby no matter how many mutual friends we have, so please stopped fucking asking me!

Oct 28

Oct 26

The pumpkin I carved. I’ll give you a hint: Sling Blade.

nedhepburn:

This is clearly one of the most fully realized shows on television; designed to be binged upon, knowing full well that there will be withdrawal when it’s finished and that you’ll be asking for more. It opts for the long-release rather than the short-fuse in terms of storytelling and it pays off HUGELY. What other show makes you afraid of a damn bell? A hat? Of fried chicken? This is to television American dramas what I Love Lucy was to television comedies. This IS one of the most American shows ever made. You couldn’t film it anywhere else, at any other time period, with any other cast. It’s not a ‘perfect’ show by dictionary definition, but it’s a perfect show in every other aspect.

(Source: audreyhornes, via saturninefilms)

Oct 25

rexhicks:

ecmooremusic:

rexhicks:

This is it! The last of the prints for now. I’m looking to try to find something new, and am ready to let go of all my older work. To celebrate this changing of times, all prints are on sale for 7 bucks. Any reblogs would help as well! Thanks!

Go! Buy! And Be Happy!

I still have a few more of these available! Thanks to everyone who’s bought some art!

$7 is a steal! You can’t even buy 2 gallons of gas for that.

Oct 18

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audrina7x:

Bass Head- Bassnectar

Love, love, love this song and it hits so hard in my car.

(Source: audriixvengenz, via notoriouscog)

Oct 14

kaitmpayne:

tttamraa:

josalright:

New birthday dress from Aunt Kait!

I’m pretty sure Kait is her mom’s name.

Definitely sure. You know what’s totally uncool? Stealing somebody’s identity, words, and photos of their child. SO CREEPY.

That’s some fuct up shit, right there.

Oct 10

quite the human: I have this good friend...

octoberism:

We have the most similar taste in television shows. She is the woman who got me into shows like Nip/Tuck, How I Met Your Mother, One Tree Hill, The Vampire Diaries, and she re-introduced me to Buffy.

So last night we were catching up on TVD. Afterwards I told her all about how she needs to start…

What?! I had a friend who recommended I start at episode 8. I am way too OCD to do that. I couldn’t even imagine starting at season 5. It was hard enough for me to skip all the really old seasons.

Oct 9

bravenewheart:

libertarians:

Interviewer: Black history month you find…

Morgan Freeman: Ridiculous.

Interviewer: Why?

Morgan Freeman: You’re going to relegate my history to a month?

Interviewer: Oh, come on.

Morgan Freeman: What do you do with yours? Which month is white history month?

Interviewer: (pause) Well, I’m Jewish.

Morgan Freeman: Okay. Which month is jewish history month?

Interviewer: There isn’t one.

Morgan Freeman: Oh, oh. Why not? Do you want one?

Interviewer: No.

Morgan Freeman: Right. I don’t either. I don’t want a black history month. Black history is American history.

Interviewer: How are we going to get rid of racism?

Morgan Freeman: Stop talking about it.

Morgan Freeman FOR GOD.

Exactly why I love this man. I couldn’t agree more, MF.

(via iamsjera)

Oct 4

funnyordie:

FOD Behind the Scenes

We shot a video today with Ray Wise from RoboCop. He arrived on set in these Rollerblades from the future!

From Robocop? More like Ray Wise from Twin Peaks!!!

Infomercial superstar Don Lapre may have made millions from his one bedroom apartment, but he sure must not have liked the idea of spending up to 25 years in a prison cell. At age 47, the TV pitchman committed suicide just a few days before he was set to go on trial for allegedly selling millions of dollars of bogus vitamins.

Oct 2

thedailywhat:

Breaking Arrested Development News of the Day: Arrested Development creator Mitchell Hurwitz, at the New Yorker Festival cast reunion, just announced plans to bring back the critically acclaimed TV series for one more season — ahead of the long-anticipated Arrested Development movie.

The New York Times’ Dave Itzkoff reports that the new season will be composed of 9-10 “where are they now” episodes, providing context for the film.

[@newyorker / @ditzkoff.]

Say what?! Could this possibly be real? *fingers crossed*

Oct 1

patrickequalsme:

Trying to write my best man speech. Only have a few hours left.

My friend, Nick has a best man speech to write today, and he procrastinated until the last minute, as well.