“Hi Holly, it’s Michael. I just wanted to call and let you know I was thinking about what you said. It’s just you know, it’s weird, today I ended up seeing a lot of the women that I used to date and in my mind they were all great. Then when I actually saw them, it was mostly a freak show. And you and me? That must have been a train wreck. You know what? Holly, you’re wrong. You are wrong. I remember every second of us and talking to you today, I don’t feel for them anything like what I feel for you. I didn’t joke with any of them, I joked with you. You were the only one that was actually happy to hear from me, and I don’t know why you downgraded what we had but I did not make us up. Okay.

Oh, and you should talk to the doctor because you might have herpes. Bye.”