rexhicks:

When/if I get married, I’m going to make J. Duncan do hiphop dances down the isle, and if he doesn’t,  I will refuse to get married.  Therefor ruining my life, and in turn ruining Jeremy’s with the guilt that he has ruined my marriage, and every chance of happiness I will ever have in the future.

Balls in your court, sir.

I see your “hip hop dances down the isle” and raise you “with a midget sailor”.

Who am I kidding? I would do anything with a midget sailor.

It would be hard to sail a midget.

Little Person. Little person.

It all makes sence if you read it correctly.