This is my best friend Edward C. Poor. We used to call him Crazy Eddy, because he is is never ashamed to be himself. He isn’t perfect, far from, but he won’t hide who he is or mold himself to fit in under any circumstance. I strongly admire that about him. We used to hang out all the time and be very, very silly. Now he works a lot and spends all of his free time with his wife and kid like most grown-ups do. We haven’t hung out in years and it makes me sad.

Oh, yeah, he is the most sunburn mother fucker you will ever meet, too. When we were kids, he always had jobs mowing grass. Now he is a carpenter and always works outside.