John T. Shildren

• Derek: too cool for school
• Jeremy: hell is for shildren
• Derek: lol
• Jeremy: John T. Shildren
• Hell...Hell is for John T. Shildren
• Derek: who is that
• Jeremy: he invented the pinanpple
• and gatorade
• Derek: wow
• really!
• pineapple
• Jeremy: no
• pinanpple
• its something different
• Derek: oh
• Jeremy: you plug it into your bone marrow
• Derek: ya i have heard of that
• that is soooo cool