absoluticris:

Pure Awesomeness!

with the introduction of mortal kombat in the mid 90s, this information has been obsolete for bullies but only relevant to fending off drunks.

then again you gotta tip them the hat for their creativity in using candy, a cup of water and a rolled up magazine. these kids were fighting before the emergence of the falcon punch.

“Don’t roll over on your stomach, because the bully will grab your head and bounce it off the sidewalk.”