I think everyone else is out there having a life. I think I’ve forgotten what that’s like.

It’s kind of like I’m suddenly single, except I can’t go get over my ex because I’m married to him. You know how the reward for breaking up is having fun and meeting new people and eyeballing all the sexy…

I think you are looking at this with a glass half empty point of view. If you really think about it, you are able to enjoy the better aspects of being single, without having to worry about aspects of being alone. The great thing about suddenly being single is not having to compromise about what to watch on TV, how to spend money, having to sacrifice a night out with friends to sit home with your significant other. The bad part is trying to find someone new, wondering who your lover is loving instead of you, not knowing what or who your future holds. You don’t need to do any of the superficial things people do to get over a relationship, because you still have one. You get to enjoy the freedom of independence without the grievances of a break up. The best part is, the love of your life will be returning to you without question or the awkwardness of having others in between. Savor the moment.

Yeah, I know. None of my business. I’m just trying to make you feel better :)