Dec 11
bonerparty:

what the fuck is the appeal of Jennifer Aniston? my mom has friends who are way, way hotter than her and those suburban coog’s still wear Uggs.
shes like that girl you met at a bar and then you go back to her place and shes got the Sex In The City boardgame, way too many candles, and liberally uses the words “fleece” and “wholesome” in everyday conversation. i can kind of see why her and John Mayer are boning. it makes sense. its like a bad cough and a day old bagel hooking up.

i cant even believe you would post THIS picture to make your point. J.A. looks totally delicious in this pic, except possibly a little too slutty. i think the main reason she got so hott in the publix eye is her constant T.H.O. on Friends. i wonder if her impossibly hard nipple is poking that dudes arm in this picture…

bonerparty:

what the fuck is the appeal of Jennifer Aniston? my mom has friends who are way, way hotter than her and those suburban coog’s still wear Uggs.

shes like that girl you met at a bar and then you go back to her place and shes got the Sex In The City boardgame, way too many candles, and liberally uses the words “fleece” and “wholesome” in everyday conversation. i can kind of see why her and John Mayer are boning. it makes sense. its like a bad cough and a day old bagel hooking up.

i cant even believe you would post THIS picture to make your point. J.A. looks totally delicious in this pic, except possibly a little too slutty. i think the main reason she got so hott in the publix eye is her constant T.H.O. on Friends. i wonder if her impossibly hard nipple is poking that dudes arm in this picture…


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    O. M. F. G. Jennifer Aniston...bagel. I want to be that tie. (And not because its draped...
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    i cant even believe...would post THIS picture...make your...
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    BONER PARTY!!! on...Aniston. Genius.
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