so heres what happened. i was at a bar last night. really, drunk, i admit. there was a mostly empty basket of fries on the bar, and no one around it. i, being drunk and hungry, ate a few of them. well,. like the rest of them. then, this bouncer came up to me and said i owed $9 for the fries. i was like there is no way im going to pay 9 bucks for finishing someones unwanted basket of fries. he said if i didnt he would call the police. i told him go ahead. heh. i started towards the door and 2 dudes (bouncers?) tackled me and beat my ass. I’m talking put me in the hospital. broke my nose. after all my cat scans and MRI, etc, i got hauled off to jail. i was charged with 2 counts of assault, theft (for the fries?), and disorderly conduct. what a great night. this is why im hot.