Vince is back with his headset to tell you about this new product, the Slap Chop. I posted the commercial for all to enjoy. Vince’s pitch for this product is great, as always. If you don’t have time to watch it, here are a few quotes from the video.

“This tuna is boring. Stop having a boring tuna. Stop having a boring life.”

“you’re gunna love my nuts” (I swear that’s an exact quote)

“Life’s hard enough. You don’t wanna cry anymore.” in reference to chopping onions.

Not to mention this great combo he chops and describes as breakfast on the go: Hard boiled egg, onion, pickle, and ham. MMMMMM. I would buy it just so I could make that alone.