Since we didn’t have time last night, Kyle and I watched Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo tonight. It was a lot more educational that the first one. I learned:

1. Breakdancing not only solves life’s problems, but it also makes majic things happen.

2. In the 80’s it was perfectly heterosexual for a man to wear shirts that are cut off right above his belly button.

3. A pair of handcuffs is an acceptable alternative to a belt.

4. There was a time when even black guys had mullets.