Facebook Relationship Status.

You know how some people put their relationship status as “In a relationship with” or “Married to” people who they are not really in a relationship with or married to? Particualrly girls do this with other girls they are friends with. How funny would it be if you did that with your mom or dad or brother or sister? HAHAHAH.

…OK, not that funny. At all.

On a related note, my mom and I just recently joined a gym. There was a cheaper rate for married couples, but nothing for parent/child. I tried to talk her into saying we were married to get the discounted rate. She is way to honest of a person to cheat the system. Please don’t get Freudian on me, I was just trying to save money.