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(via justin) Is that a screen for a projector? I want a...

Sat, 31 Jul 2010 19:39:00 -0500

Is that a screen for a projector?

I want a projector for outside, really bad. Supposedly Woot has “the worlds crappiest projector” for $50 every now and then, but I’m still waiting to find it. I want to nail a big 4x8 board to the side of our house, paint it silver, and mount the projector to a cart with wheels and a sound system. Just roll that bad boy out into the middle of the yard, throw up some lawn chairs, and - BAM! - Bad Movie Night them shits like the pros.

The Oompa Loompa guy from Tim Burton’s Willie Wonka, Deep...

Fri, 30 Jul 2010 19:29:00 -0500

The Oompa Loompa guy from Tim Burton’s Willie Wonka, Deep Roy, is on this episode of X-files.

TOXIC: Garbage Island This is a pretty interesting documentary...

Fri, 30 Jul 2010 00:14:52 -0500

TOXIC: Garbage Island

This is a pretty interesting documentary about the “continent sized garbage island” they say is floating in the Pacific Ocean.

[spoiler] What the filmmakers find out is that it is not really a garbage island. Rather than being a big mass of visible garbage, it is plastics that have broken down into their simplest form and mixed in with the water. This is actually much worse, because it is impossible to clean up and is easier for animals to ingest. They take water samples and show how the plastic has a confetti like constancy in the water. It is pretty sickening.

A Kitten Story One night when I was about 17, my best friend...

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 21:24:00 -0500

A Kitten Story

One night when I was about 17, my best friend Eddy and I were smoking pot in my old bedroom that was built off our garage. We always had a lot cats and kittens, back then. On this night we heard kittens crying excessively in the garage, so we went to investigate. Several kittens from one of our cats’ recent litters looked sick, like in total agony, but the mommy cat was ignoring them. There was a puddle of antifreeze under my mom’s old car, so we suspected that the kittens may have ingested some of it.

We were concerned, but this was pre-internet age, so we had no idea what to do. I considered taking them in my room to keep an eye on them, but we wanted to give the mommy cat a chance to maybe take care of them. I had this old security camera mounted on a saw horse, so we just put them in a cardboard box outside and set the camera up on them. We watched the sick kitties on my TV until we eventually fell asleep.

My dad, being an early riser, came barging into my bedroom at about 6am asking me why in the hell we had a camera on a box of dead kittens. He wasn’t mad. He was amused. I explained the circumstance to him, but I felt like he still thought we killed them, somehow, just to watch them die.

I brought it up to him somewhat recently, and he was still under the impression we killed them for fun. He actually thought we killed them and set them out there to see if we could catch a coyote sneaking up there to eat them. WTF?

My arm after trimming bushes. My whole body is like that. Look...

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 19:53:34 -0500

My arm after trimming bushes. My whole body is like that. Look like Swamp Thing.

Photo

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 19:53:34 -0500

Photo

Tue, 27 Jul 2010 21:58:21 -0500

Facebook Relationship Status.

Tue, 27 Jul 2010 03:37:00 -0500

You know how some people put their relationship status as “In a relationship with” or “Married to” people who they are not really in a relationship with or married to? Particualrly girls do this with other girls they are friends with. How funny would it be if you did that with your mom or dad or brother or sister? HAHAHAH.

…OK, not that funny. At all.

On a related note, my mom and I just recently joined a gym. There was a cheaper rate for married couples, but nothing for parent/child. I tried to talk her into saying we were married to get the discounted rate. She is way to honest of a person to cheat the system. Please don’t get Freudian on me, I was just trying to save money.

Ran out of tequila but found some Seagram’s 7. No 7-up on...

Tue, 27 Jul 2010 03:21:00 -0500

Ran out of tequila but found some Seagram’s 7. No 7-up on hand, so I supplemented HyVee Peach Melba. Not great, but it will do the job.

(sorry about the dark cell phone picture)

I want to make this.

Tue, 27 Jul 2010 02:02:00 -0500

I want to make this.

giarae: (via...

Mon, 26 Jul 2010 16:43:52 -0500

giarae:

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Maybe there is a God.

One of my red sunflowers bloomed. Too bad they always die like 3...

Mon, 26 Jul 2010 16:22:06 -0500

One of my red sunflowers bloomed. Too bad they always die like 3 days later.

millertime83: There was no way I couldn’t enter this...

Sun, 25 Jul 2010 16:02:00 -0500

millertime83:

There was no way I couldn’t enter this photo.

Photojojo Daily Pic Pick: My Parents Are Awesome

I like the pot leaves on your dad’s bel. Are those pot plants on your mom’s shirt, too?

Long Island Cherry Dr. Pepper w/extra shot of tequila 1 shot...

Sat, 24 Jul 2010 20:57:00 -0500

Long Island Cherry Dr. Pepper w/extra shot of tequila

1 shot gin

1 shot rum

1 shot vodka

2 shots Cuervo Silver

1 shot triple sec

1 shot sweet and sour mix

heavy splash of Cherry Dr. Pepper

This is a Long Island Iced Tea variation I came up with, tonight. Since I didn’t have any cola, I used Diet Cherry Dr. Pepper. I wanted to make it stronger, so of course I went with a double shot of Cuervo Silver, my favorite. Any good silver tequila would be fine. Don’t go with the cheap stuff, though. You can get by with cheap vodka, gin, and rum, but cheap tequila would ruin the taste. Long Islands usually call for 1 1/2 to 2 parts sweet and sour, but that is just too sour for me. I’d rather have more alcohol or soda.

Say what?!

Sat, 24 Jul 2010 01:43:59 -0500

Say what?!

You guys will have to tell me if Eat Sleep Draw posts any of my stuff.

Fri, 23 Jul 2010 21:00:00 -0500

I doubt you will have to, though. I have submitted several of my better paintings and drawings of the last few months. Aside from the sketches I did of Calvin and Rex, they have yet to post anything of mine. They just don’t love me, anymore. I think it’s time for us to break up.

Gabe wanted to get me a mac really bad, but I just told him that I want a really tricked out PC instead. I have enough problems trying to figure out the type of computer that I've been using pretty much since 2nd grade, I don't need new keys and stuff added to the equation. I'm such a grandma, but I like PCs.

Thu, 22 Jul 2010 22:08:10 -0500

I was being a little unfair to my little Mac. It actually has been real good to me. It has lasted me through 2 desktop PCs and 1 laptop. Even with it’s measly 2 gigs of RAM, it still runs way smoother than either of my PCs, each of which had twice as much. I literally use it everyday.

My Mac frustrations come from not being able to steal expensive software for it, like I can on my PC. That’s due to it being less vulnerable to manipulation, which should be a good thing…for honest people.

I will say, there is a huge learning curve. In the 3 years that I’ve had this thing, there are still simple things I have no idea how to do, and have not been able to find through research. I think I will make a list of 5 about those things.

Macs are pricey as hell, too.

I never realized how much I prefer my PC over my Mac, until my PC became unusable.

Wed, 21 Jul 2010 02:49:00 -0500

My Mac is great for not contracting viruses, but horrible for….everything else. If I was rich enough to buy all my favorite programs, it might be different. I can’t even get workable version of photoshop on this fucking thing.

emmyaward: Patrick.6.9.10 Raoule Duke

Wed, 21 Jul 2010 02:42:00 -0500

emmyaward:

Patrick.
6.9.10

Raoule Duke

pauliophonic: Tonight I had the pleasure of finally seeing...

Wed, 21 Jul 2010 01:23:33 -0500

pauliophonic:

Tonight I had the pleasure of finally seeing Louis C.K. in person at Holy Fuck, held at the Downtown Independent. He did some first class baby-in-bandages and oil spill material that I’m sure I’ll never get to hear again.

Other comics on the show were Matt Braunger, T.J. Miller, Ron Lynch, Joe Wengert, Andy Peters, and Joe Wagner. All in all, a great lineup from top to bottom, and a super fun show overall. I highly recommend checking it out when it’s back in a couple of weeks. And it’s totally free!

Louis C.K. is probably my favorite stand up comedian. No one makes me laugh like he does. I am still trying to get into his new show. It’s great, I just need to get used the format.